April 2009
32 posts
FUH2 →
Good ol’ Hummer2. Gotta love the 10 miles to the gallon!
WatchJust looking at that giant cheeto makes me want to puke.
Silo Home →
If I ever become rich, and I mean ridiculously rich, this is what I’ll be spending my money on. Oh, and you’re invited.
Most epic website intro EVER →
If Michael Bay made a sequel to the Passion of the Christ, it would probably look something like this.
TF2 update hints at random weapon drops? →
Interesting. I don’t exactly know how I feel about this. Valve seems determined to keep TF2 fresh. I suppose we’ll see how this turns out in time.
“Dogs are forever in the push up position.”
– Mitch Hedberg
LOTD: Vegetariansim With A Side Of Bacon →
I think I just found my new favourite website.
The DBAG: Dirty Bastard Aptitude Geek Quiz →
I scored a 5. Neat freak, but you probably already knew that.
Omegle Conversation 4-8-09
Me: hello?
Stranger: good bye :)
Me: ok?
Stranger: you say goodbye, and I say hello!
Stranger: hello, hello!
Me: huh?
Stranger: I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello!
Stranger: Beatles, stupid.
Me: I didn't say goodbye
Me: beatle?
Stranger: The Beatles.
Stranger: band?
Stranger: famous much?
Stranger: sigh.
Me: sorry, i haven't the slightest
Stranger: it's ok
Stranger: where are you from?
Me: liverpool, england
Stranger: wtf.
Stranger: How the hell do you live in England and not know the Beatles.
Stranger: Fail.
Stranger: how old are you?
Me: 55
Me: must be a new band
Stranger: ok, now you're just jerking me around.
Stranger: 60's group
Stranger: I'm 18 and I know the Beatles back and front and you haven't the slightest?
Me: you're speaking in riddles
Stranger: ok
Me: sorry
Me: I have an eclectic taste
Stranger: yeah, well.
Stranger: Your loss
Stranger: bye!
The Great Hatsby
No, I’m not talking about a parody of the book. I’ve recently come to a crossroads with an IM bot that descends from an older code called TheGreatHatsby. In a nutshell, this code crawls social websites like twitter, digg, livejournal, etc to find two AIM accounts, then connects them via anonymous chat. Newer versions of the bot make the masked screen name appear as (adjective)Salmon,...
Stick Shift Cars Becoming Harder To Find
ninjacob: They should have never let women start driving.
bdbr: My daughter learned to drive on a stick. She gives boys a hard time when they can't.
manlyandy: The jokes for this one almost write themselves.
